I just came across one that I just had to share.
"Can you lick me in my special place?" became "Can you look at my social media?"
Please share any other funnies you find.
Funny AI transcriptions
Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-01 02:06:08
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-03 07:39:28
Lol. Yes, sometimes it's so strange how AI can interpret a sentence. ^^
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-04 20:31:56
"Besser eine Schwanzgierige als eine ganz Schwierige."
This is an adult nursery rhyme.
It is based on the German "Sch" and "ierige".
It means: "It's better to have a woman who is greedy for cock than someone who is very complicated."
German is often so complicated, but I love the simplicity of this sentence.
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AI mistakes:
Real: "I need more porn."
AI: "I'm forlorne."
This is an adult nursery rhyme.
It is based on the German "Sch" and "ierige".
It means: "It's better to have a woman who is greedy for cock than someone who is very complicated."
German is often so complicated, but I love the simplicity of this sentence.
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AI mistakes:
Real: "I need more porn."
AI: "I'm forlorne."
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-10 00:44:25
"Put your pants in your underwear" instead of "Take off your pants and your underwear".
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-14 11:48:06
I'm like watching a cat go in the other direction.
Instead of
You like watching your cock go in and out?
Instead of
You like watching your cock go in and out?
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-28 00:15:49
Contributing to
Chicken me wild --> She can be wild.
You think Daisies engine. ---> You think Daisy's in it yet?
Chicken me wild --> She can be wild.
You think Daisies engine. ---> You think Daisy's in it yet?
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-28 02:25:38
That's funny. I use Turboscribe ai. What's yours?
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-28 03:42:29
I'm using the same platform, but I've reduced the audio clips to 6 minutes each. I'm splitting the work over two or three days.
Initially, I use Vosk with Subtitle Edit, and then I reload Subtitle Edit with Whisper using the CPP engine. It takes quite a while due to data processing; for a 40-minute video, the transcription takes 6 hours. I also listen to the audio. Many errors appear in Vosk, but I've found the synchronization is better. However, the transcription is better with Whisper.
Initially, I use Vosk with Subtitle Edit, and then I reload Subtitle Edit with Whisper using the CPP engine. It takes quite a while due to data processing; for a 40-minute video, the transcription takes 6 hours. I also listen to the audio. Many errors appear in Vosk, but I've found the synchronization is better. However, the transcription is better with Whisper.
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-28 04:01:27
Sometimes, when I can't understand the subtitles even after listening to the audio, I cut the video to 2 or 3 minutes, upload it to Subtitle Edit using CPP and Whisper, but now with the Large Turbo 1.5G V3 model. It has worked for me in difficult parts. But it's a lot of work. I've been doing it happily, though.
Re: Funny AI transcriptions
2025-12-28 10:56:04
Unfortunately, SubtitleEdit does not exist for Android. I do all my work on my mobile so the best free option I fave is Turboscribe.