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Funny AI transcriptions
Alisonbadge
2025-12-01 02:06:08
I just came across one that I just had to share.

"Can you lick me in my special place?" became "Can you look at my social media?"

Please share any other funnies you find.
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Lionfacialbadge
2025-12-03 07:39:28
Lol. Yes, sometimes it's so strange how AI can interpret a sentence. ^^
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Freejackbadge
2025-12-04 20:31:56
"Besser eine Schwanzgierige als eine ganz Schwierige."

This is an adult nursery rhyme.

It is based on the German "Sch" and "ierige".

It means: "It's better to have a woman who is greedy for cock than someone who is very complicated."

German is often so complicated, but I love the simplicity of this sentence.

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AI mistakes:

Real: "I need more porn."
AI: "I'm forlorne."
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Alisonbadge
2025-12-10 00:44:25
"Put your pants in your underwear" instead of "Take off your pants and your underwear".
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Alisonbadge
2025-12-14 11:48:06
I'm like watching a cat go in the other direction.

Instead of

You like watching your cock go in and out?
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softimage55
2025-12-28 00:15:49
Contributing to

Chicken me wild --> She can be wild.

You think Daisies engine. ---> You think Daisy's in it yet?
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Alisonbadge
2025-12-28 02:25:38
That's funny. I use Turboscribe ai. What's yours?
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softimage55
2025-12-28 03:42:29
I'm using the same platform, but I've reduced the audio clips to 6 minutes each. I'm splitting the work over two or three days.
Initially, I use Vosk with Subtitle Edit, and then I reload Subtitle Edit with Whisper using the CPP engine. It takes quite a while due to data processing; for a 40-minute video, the transcription takes 6 hours. I also listen to the audio. Many errors appear in Vosk, but I've found the synchronization is better. However, the transcription is better with Whisper.
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softimage55
2025-12-28 04:01:27
Sometimes, when I can't understand the subtitles even after listening to the audio, I cut the video to 2 or 3 minutes, upload it to Subtitle Edit using CPP and Whisper, but now with the Large Turbo 1.5G V3 model. It has worked for me in difficult parts. But it's a lot of work. I've been doing it happily, though.
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Alisonbadge
2025-12-28 10:56:04
Unfortunately, SubtitleEdit does not exist for Android. I do all my work on my mobile so the best free option I fave is Turboscribe.
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