English subtitles for OopsFamily -Hazel Moore- Your Dick Is Bigger Than My Exs (2023)

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I'm trying to...

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I'm mad at him.

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I'm trying to figure out a way to get back at him.

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Maybe like photos or something?

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Where it's like, "Oh, look at what you're missing."

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Yeah, sounds perfect. Why don't you just do that? Get back at him.

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Well, I don't...

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I don't have anyone to help me with that.

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I don't want to tell my friends.

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You know I broke up with him a million times.

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It's going to give me shit. I don't want to go through that.

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I mean, I give you shit for that, so...

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I was hoping that you could help me, you know?

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Help you take the pictures?

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Yeah, I can't do it myself.

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I mean, I can take them.