English subtitles for A Proud Patriotic Parent (2020)

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[music]
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[exhales]

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I'll see you on the 12th honey.

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Oh! I can do something really special.

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I have just the thing!

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[chuckling]

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[sighs]

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Okay, half of my Nuru gel,

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my extra towel, (sighs)

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Oh, lose the rings. [chuckles]

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And...

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Oh my gosh, I'm so exited to see my sweet boy.

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He is gonna love this massage.

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I cannot wait to spoil him. [cheerful gasp]

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-[door opens and closes]
-Oh! [gasps]

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-Hey mo