English subtitles for [RCTD-710] - We Promise The Ultimate Masturbation For All Users In Front Of The TV! Yuka Onosaka Announcer 38 Sp: A Very Serious News Program That Calls Out Dick And Pussy To The Camera! (2026)

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From Monday to Friday on weekdays

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When you are tired after a long day's work,

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we will make programs that can help you relax.

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Chimpo

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Manko

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Tekajiri

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Ferachio

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Ketsu no ana

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and Housou kinshi ingoo

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to create more fun programs for everyone!

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This program is not

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This is not a news program to tell you the hard news of politics and economy.

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It is for men viewers who want to stimulate their lower body,

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from Sochin to Dekachinpo

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From Soro to Zetsurinchipo

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A new progr