English subtitles for Your Friendly Neighbourhood Goth (2025)

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Just, uh, have a seat right here.

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Thank you.

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Well, I'm pretty sure this
was a misunderstanding.

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I'm sorry, but there's
no misunderstanding.

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Your garden has black roses in it.

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They're unnatural.

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They might be unnatural if you
haven't seen them but for the first time,

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but I can promise you, those black roses
are actually a dark red, very natural.

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If they were blue, then they
would probably be unnatural.

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Well, even if they are
natural, they're horrifying.

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And what's even more horrifying
is the monster statues that

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you've put around the
outside of your house.

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Oh, the gargoyles?

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