Review: 7,2 out of 10
I know XXX parodies are watched often and help new (and old) adult performers to become famous. While "Scooby Doo" is a good parody, with some innovative ideas, this script (Star Wars XXX) does not make sense at all. Humour of a 12-year-old:

Luke: "What is this thing sticking out from R2?"
3PO: "You don't wanna know."

"Can you pull out in time?" [The ship]
Luke: "No, but that never stopped me before."

SPOILER ALERT

"The cantina is on fire!"
"Isn't the cantina near the core?"
Death Star explodes.

There is one exception: Jennifer White plays a female Tusken Raider. Obi-Wan uses the force so she takes off her clothes. That idea I actually liked. This scene will add one bonus point to "Idea", see below. And it's one of the hottest anal scenes I've ever seen.

The sex scenes are all great - especially every scene where Allie Haaze or Jennifer White performs. Allie Haze (Princess Leia) blowing Lexington Steele (Darth Vader) is one of the hottest blowjobs out there.

The make-up, set design are awesome and the special effects are good. 10 out of 10.

Idea: 2 out of 10
(Sex)Acting: 6 out of 10
Directing and Camera: 9 out of 10
Sound: 9 out of 10
Make-Up and Set-Design: 10 out of 10

Story and quotes
The re-imagined Luke Skywalker of Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is anything but the savior of the galaxy; he's nervous, immature and has never seen a naked woman in his life. Han Solo was a scoundrel in the original; in the parody he's become an actual felon. Obi-Wan Kenobi is portrayed as a relentless drunk, more interested in finding his next bottle and ridding himself of the petulant Luke than in rescuing Princess Leia, who appears as a militant feminist, whose only use for men is as pawns on her game board. Darth Vader is the goofy villain in scary, black armor; C-3PO is every bit the metrosexual droid we always thought he was; and R2D2 has the foulest mouth in the galaxy. The plot parodies the story of Episode IV but with hilarious and sex filled twists on the way to the ultimate Death Star battle.

Darth Vader enters the prison cell.

"Darth Vader? Only you could be so bold."

"Don't act so surprised, your highness."

"I'm not surprised. I'm disgusted. I'm a member of the Senate."

"You are a part of the Rebel Alliance. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you."

"And I suppose if I don't tell you, I'm to be tortured?"

"Not necessarily. Perhaps we can reach an agreement."

"My father would kill me."

"Hardly. I know your father. He's had more tail than a nerf herder."

Princess Leia looks puzzled.

"And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of the hidden rebel base."

In the meantime, Han-Solo watches an orgy. Swilla Corey was a female Human jerba tender and pickpocket who lived on the planet of Tatooine. Born a slave, she was liberated by Oola. They have been friends ever since. Oola is a green-skinned (brown/ebony skin in the movie) Twi'lek female from a clan on the planet Ryloth. She was later kidnapped by Bib Fortuna and enslaved by Jabba The Hut. Swilla and Oola were in space for three month. No penis available for the whole trip. Both are dying to get fucked. After a little bit of small talk with Yerka, Oola does not hesitate for long. She takes this young boy's cock (18-years-old) deep into her mouth. Swilla follows her example, and starts sucking Labria's dick. His horns make this sexual encounter even more special and exotic.