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This review will be a little different. Someone wrote a review as a movie description. I don't like that, but I don't like deleting a good review. So I quote it here.

"Title side (which Gamma Enertainment comically calls the A side using 45rpm record terminology of old) concerns a real-life subject warped to fit the universe of porn."

He dislikes the idea, I love it. There is an A side and a B side. "Bohemian Rhapsody" as A and "I'm in love with my car" as B. Brilliant idea, but intelligent people might discuss this.

"Steve Holmes is saddled with caring for his troublemaker daughter Elena Koshka, suspended from school for sexual misbehavior, so he creates an unauthorized version of "Bring Your Daughter to Work" day, planting her on the couch in his office."

And this is explained in an intelligent way: Your daughter takes MDMA, pain meds and fucks around. His wife works at a pharmacy. Nancy could get Vicodin, amphetamines, and even morphine. Or you take her to an office with no drugs at all. Difficult decision?

"His mean boss Chad Alva (former long-haired porn actor now sporting a buzz cut worthy of a Marine) is not amused, when he comes in to bawl Holmes out and finds Koshka taking selfies of her private parts. He summarily fires Holmes, but an indecent proposal of giving his daughter sexually to Chad seems to turn the trick. The boss deposits a creampie in her after humping and then nastily fires Holmes anyway."

Chad Alva is an actor. Yes, he will never get an Academy Award, but he is good. Look at this scene and on Scooby Doo. Completely different characters.

Rhiana Griffith (a model) gets praise for shaving her head for her role as (male) "Jack" but it was for a very important role in her life. And she selled being a boy. I loved her performance. She gets praise, but when Chad Alva does it, it's wrong?

"True to the illogical nature of many a Bree episode, Koshka seduces her dad, or should I say step-dad in this crypto-incest universe, and his big-dicked sloppy seconds result in a second creampie. Hour-long downer ends with a forlorn Holmes leaving his office for the last time, facing a bleak future, especially saddled with this kid. Even with the 2008 recession a decade behind us, this is a particularly dark situation, given Holmes' advanced age."

The words "illogical" and "Bree" (Mills) I would NEVER use in the same sentence. Tony Profane did a lot of POV style porn. He asked Gina Valentina (his StepSister in SisLovesMe) to fight with him. Their improv is off the scale. And Gina excels at being mad at her brother and portraying this part. Then there is a cut in the scene, and in three sentences, the sex is initiated. Cut the good dialogue and create another of these artificial "We-must-come-to-sex" talks or make the scene 90 minutes long?

In a James Bond movie, the MI6 agent sleeps with a woman and after the sex, he threatens her. "First you sleep with me and now you are pointing a gun to my face?"
"Would not have been very logical the other way around, would it?"

Bad scripts are everywhere. But this is not a bad script. First, Steve prostitutes Elena. The turnaround to have sex with her StepDad is impossible to write if you only have 45 to 60 minutes. But Bree found an okay solution.

The question is: What is entertaining? Porn between boyfriend and girlfriend in a bed would be boring story wise. Father and daughter porn was always big in Germany. A disclaimer at the beginning (end) of the movie is sufficient in Germany. But it can have legal consequences in the USA. So, you always say "Not blood related".

One of the best scenes of all time is "Don't panic" by Bree Mills. Spoiler Alert: A boyfriend sells his girlfriend for food. And it's totally believable.

Illogical plot twists are everywhere. They are not only in porn.

I like this scene. Elena likes to be dominated. She climaxes for real in many scenes. And the male talents strive to give her all the fun she can have. I love that.