English subtitles for Vampire Queen

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I have absolutely no
romantic prospects in my life.

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And you seem to be the only soul
on Earth who knows it's my birthday.

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Well, you know, maybe
if you got out of this

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coffin once in a while
and joined the human race.

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I refuse to join any club that
would have me as a member.

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Oh, Harry, come on.

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Newest issue of Vampire
Sluts is due in a week.

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I gave you that script like a month ago.

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Don't tell me you've been doodling
your dream girl for the last week.

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Deadlines, man, deadlines.

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The publisher's already
re-solicited this issue three times.

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It's going to be returnable.

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