English subtitles for Waking Up Pregnant

Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.53,0:00:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.55,0:00:30.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.55,0:00:32.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.68,0:00:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.07,0:00:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,not ready, i'm not ready
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.58,0:00:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,where is that clock?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,holy fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.83,0:00:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,alright i'm up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.17,0:01:13.92,Default,,0,0,0,,why is my hair-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.02,0:01:19.49,Default,,0,0,0,,my hair long?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.93,0:01:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,is my hair long?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.70,0:01:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,is my hair long?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.08,0:01:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,holy shit, wha-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.14,0:01:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,what the hell's wrong with my voice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,