English subtitles for XXXmas Eve With Mommy

Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:34.39,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you think i'm still sexy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.02,0:00:37.92,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,honestly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.46,0:00:40.40,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you think your old mom's still got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.55,0:00:47.96,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,so your friends would \Nstill call me a MILF then?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.95,0:00:53.84,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,oh my gosh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.61,0:00:58.56,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you used to be {\i1}so{\i0} infatuated with me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.68,0:00:59.44,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:09.57,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,any excuse to sleep with mommy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:14.47,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,any excuse to use the bathroom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.46,0:01:16.49,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,when i was taking a bath
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.68,0:01:19.72,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,d'you remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.99,0:01:22.49,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:24.09,Defa