English subtitles for Doctor Anally Treats Your MEP

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so good to finally meet you

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i'm Doctor Bond

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now

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i am really happy that we

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finally get to figure out a time to meet face to face

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i am the rare disease Doctor that your
pcp uhm consulted with to get you a diagnosis

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and y'know normally i

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don't give diagnosis

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uhm without meeting someone but

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well the photographs that your Doctor sent me were

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very clear, diagnostically

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uhm that you're suffering from massive equine penism, and

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i don't wanna make you feel, y'know, weird but

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it is the most pronounced case that i have ever seen

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