English subtitles for My Son's Massive Ejaculate (2021)

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it must be...

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[????]the bottom of my hamper, how did i miss these?

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oh my-

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what the

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oh my god

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oh

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god

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oh god

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i mean you're going to need
to have a talk about that

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yep, on my hand, that's just

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ugh

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god

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hi honey

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we need to talk

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it's about something i found in the laundry

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excuse me

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are you listening?

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we definitely need to talk

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do you know what i'm talking about