English subtitles for Mom's New Diet Plan (2019)

Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.81,0:00:24.81,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you don't
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.96,0:00:26.66,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you don't wanna hear about it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.86,0:00:29.13,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,no it's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:35.77,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,you know how i've been on that diet \Nfor the last couple of months and it's just
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.49,0:00:39.08,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,the idea is you don't weigh yourself, you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:43.96,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,measure your waist and it's supposed \Nto take four inches off your waist in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.66,0:00:46.20,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,four months, but my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:48.20,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,it hasn't budged
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.58,0:00:49.90,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,y'know i've been at the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.10,0:00:52.72,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,gym constantly, i've been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.01,0:00:56.21,Default 1080,,0,0,0,,squatting and hip thrusting and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.98,0:01