English subtitles for A Cougar's Squeaky Bed (2019)

Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.17,0:00:20.17,Default,,0,0,0,,i dunno
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.87,0:00:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,i don't mind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.28,0:00:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,can i get you anything to drink? i've got some uh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.13,0:00:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,some
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.57,0:00:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,juice and beer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.50,0:00:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,uh i definitely have some vodka in the freezer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.61,0:00:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,there's some wine over there and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.41,0:00:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,well i know it's 2 p.m. but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.85,0:00:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,what difference does that make? \Nit's 5 o'clock somewhere right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.70,0:00:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,oh anyway, just
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.89,0:00:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,the issue is with the bed actually, \Nso just in the bedroom, if you wanna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,follow me in there
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.21,0: