English subtitles for A Horny Smoke with Mom (2018)

Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.14,0:00:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,alright well, i'm just, i'm gonna go outside, and i'm gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.40,0:00:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,take a few tokes and see how i feel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.97,0:00:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,thank you, i-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.64,0:00:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,i'm so nervous about this job interview, i have been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.32,0:00:50.37,Default,,0,0,0,,waiting for this opportunity for so long \Nand i'm so nervous, i'm afraid my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.60,0:00:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,nerves are gonna ruin it, [????]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.53,0:00:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,if- if this does the trick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,you have no idea what that'll mean to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:06.55,Default,,0,0,0,,here it goes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.64,0:02:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,i've gotta use the bathroom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.03,0:02:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[moaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.33,0:02:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,oh fuck