English subtitles for Cougar Needs a Creampie (2018)

Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.43,0:00:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,she said i could sleep in your bed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.30,0:00:31.39,Default,,0,0,0,,i hope you don't mind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.62,0:00:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,oh i kinda thought that you would be home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,what, with being a long weekend
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.79,0:00:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and you've probably, \Ngot a girlfriend you like to see
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.96,0:00:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.53,0:00:58.53,Default,,0,0,0,,no?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.38,0:01:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,oh good
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,your mother and i were out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.80,0:01:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,,dancing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.51,0:01:10.99,Default,,0,0,0,,drinking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.53,0:01:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,i mean i shoulda known i \Nwould be in no state to drive
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,we left your mom's car at the club and got a